I'm guessing it started when we were all on holiday. But I was more than a little shocked to find that Big Brother is again gracing Channel 4 UK.

It's more and more like watching a televised golf tournament. I'm not just talking about just how boring it is; which is obvious in both parties. But for some reason, even at 1 am.. we are treated to minute after minute of overdubbed sounds of birds cheeping and jet planes going overhead. What's all that about! I mean what exactly could the house mates be discussing that people watching at 1 am could be so shocked about? Are they discussing the true nature of the universe and we are best kept in the dark? Are they all members of a secret Government department and they are talking about previous missions. It's ridiculous.

Quite where the 'sounds of the outdoors' were when Jade was ushering racists statements in the last 'Celebrity Big Brother' is anyone's guess.

So until a better explanation is forthcoming, I'm going for the secret organisation explanation... it's explains more or less everything else about Big Brother to me.