The best one yet
29/10/07 18:19 Filed in: Personal
Stop the press.
BBC news has just reported that Lewis Hamilton is moving to Switzerland.
But it's not what you think.
No, no, no. It's to do with the pressure people put him under by saying "Hello" and sometimes asking for his autograph.
So having been put under this tremendous stress he's been forced to move to TAX HAVEN Switzerland. Not because it's a TAX HAVEN, not at all. But because it's a lovely gentle place where people let you be famous and leave you alone.
So, just to make sure there is no confusion. This is not AN OBVIOUS MOVE TO A TAX HAVEN that you might imagine. It's all about his mental health.
Because lets face it, the mental stress of doing 200 mph in a tiny car doesn't come close to compare to signing a child's autograph book or smiling for a picture.
Brave Lewis Hamilton, we salute you. With two fingers.
BBC news has just reported that Lewis Hamilton is moving to Switzerland.
But it's not what you think.
No, no, no. It's to do with the pressure people put him under by saying "Hello" and sometimes asking for his autograph.
So having been put under this tremendous stress he's been forced to move to TAX HAVEN Switzerland. Not because it's a TAX HAVEN, not at all. But because it's a lovely gentle place where people let you be famous and leave you alone.
So, just to make sure there is no confusion. This is not AN OBVIOUS MOVE TO A TAX HAVEN that you might imagine. It's all about his mental health.
Because lets face it, the mental stress of doing 200 mph in a tiny car doesn't come close to compare to signing a child's autograph book or smiling for a picture.
Brave Lewis Hamilton, we salute you. With two fingers.