Ban Cola and save the Planet!.. and more BS
03/04/08 21:17 Filed in: Personal
I just heard yet another 'Carbon Dioxide is bad' speech from some Minister or other. Billions of plants WOULD disagree, if only they had a voice.
Then I looked down and spotted just how many bubbles of CO2 were coming off my Diet Coke. Top ingredient Carbonated Water.
Holy crap! This glass of Coke just killed a Polar Bear! Where is the Greenland Icesheet! ?! We're all doomed.
But seriously, if CO2 is so bad.. why are BILLIONS, TRILLIONS of bottled of Coke allowed to be opened to 'pollute' our atmosphere with it's toxic prime ingredient.
Shame on you Mr Brown, for not Carbon Taxing Coke, Pepsi, Tango (Nazi Coke) or any such fizzy beverage. Shame on you.
Then I looked down and spotted just how many bubbles of CO2 were coming off my Diet Coke. Top ingredient Carbonated Water.
Holy crap! This glass of Coke just killed a Polar Bear! Where is the Greenland Icesheet! ?! We're all doomed.
But seriously, if CO2 is so bad.. why are BILLIONS, TRILLIONS of bottled of Coke allowed to be opened to 'pollute' our atmosphere with it's toxic prime ingredient.
Shame on you Mr Brown, for not Carbon Taxing Coke, Pepsi, Tango (Nazi Coke) or any such fizzy beverage. Shame on you.